Sniper Bill's stroker shovel

This is Sniper Bill's 93" S&S shovel chop under construction, now about done. It's about time he gets a real chopper to replace that Choppers Unlimited piece of shite he's had for six or seven years. He's in Afghanistan researching timeshares and waterfront properties for future investment.

What do you want, the tennis ball or your fingertips?

My friend Monica had to put down her cat, reminded me of my dog Max. He never met a ball he didn't like. Had to put him down when he got cancer. Later on , I realized I liked him better than an awful lot of people I know.

Neatness counts...

If you are working as a janitor, surgical assistant, or librarian, yes. As a hard living pain in the ass who really doesn't give a shit what the rest of the straights thinks, not so much. The chops get done in spite of all the crap on the floor. Occasionally, I will find some inspiration from the shit laying around my feet. Or a part I can use.

Least likely to succeed support group

Bandit streetfighter

03 Bandit with Yamaha R1 tailpiece. Runs like a sexually assaulted simian.

Thruxton chop

Thruxton chop going up for sale. Been a great bike. I built it to look like my old Triumphs from the 70s and 80s.

Termite meets the 21st century

I finally made it to the 21st century technologically. It's a big step up from the 19th, where I have been spending most of my time. I was born about halfway through the last century, and never seemed to catch up with the modern world. I figure I'm probably only twenty years behind the times now. This blogspot is for my friends, the guys I ride with, and shouldn't be confused with CNN or some other source of straight info.